P is for Pandemic
April 30, 2020
On a recent Saturday night, someone I know (who shall remain nameless) came up with what I think it’s fair to say is a unique form of entertainment for these coronavirus times. Sixteen people, ranging in age from thirteen to fifty, agreed to drink ten ounces of water every ten minutes without going to the bathroom. The last person to pee would be the winner.
Because the participants were in different states, there was an honor system. All communication was by text.
The winner, who lasted 124 minutes, marked his victory after drinking eight pounds of water by sending an upper-body-only video recording the sound of his very long pee.
What can I say?