Scene: 10:30 p.m. A couple in bed, cuddling

Me:  “You are so sweet.”

Peter:  “No, you are so sweet.”

Me:  “We’re a very solid couple.”

Peter:  “I love holding you in bed.  It’s my favorite time of day.”

Me:  “That’s because bed is the one place we can hold each other and be sure we won’t fall over.”

Curtain.