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The Color Purple

My Rivals

For a long time, Katie Couric and Jennifer Anniston were women Peter lusted after.  I guess that was OK as I was pretty interested in Jake Gyllenhaal and Javier Bardim.  Of course, the odds of either one of us being replaced by each other’s crushes were zero.

But lately, when I have trouble getting Peter’s attention, it’s more likely to be because of an inanimate object.  In no particular order, The Economist, the GPS lady, and The New York Times crossword puzzle vie for his attention.

Unlike Katie and Jennifer, they’re always around and available.

Just like me. 


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